Whad'ya Think?

Consider the following:
Question: When is a lawyer your best friend?
Answer: When another lawyer is your worst enemy!
What do you think?

Or . . .
This came to me on the net. It
is supposed to have come from the Kent School of Law in Chicago. I don't know where
it came from or whether it is true or not. What do you think? Anybody from
Kent?
A Charlotte, North
Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against
- get this - fire! Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous
cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the fire policy, the man filed
a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated that he had lost
the cigars in "a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to
pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion.
The man sued - -
and won! In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a policy
from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable, and also
guaranteed that it would insure the cigars against fire, without defining what it
considered to be "unacceptable fire," it was obligated to compensate the insured
for his loss.
Rather than endure
a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the judge's ruling and
paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires." After the
man cashed his check, however, the insurance company had him arrested - - on 24 counts of
arson! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used
as evidence against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning the rare cigars
and sentenced to 24 consecutive one-year terms!
What do you think?